“He didn’t even pick up the check,” Tica says TERRAMALL – Raquel Mayorga has sworn off ever dating an extrañjero again after her gringo Valentine’s Day date died in his sleep at Terramall’s Tintos y Blancos restaurant Thursday night and failed to pick up the ₡40,000 tab.

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When she finally touched his hand to rouse him from his sleep, she realized he was ice cold.

“It can be frio this time of year, so I put a jacket around his shoulders,” Mayorga said. It was then I realized that gringos were just as much of jerks as Ticos.” Mayorga then asked the waiter for the check.

When it arrived, she sat silently waiting for Utley to come to his senses and pay like a gentleman.

After Utley lay motionless for an additional 22 minutes while Mayorga talked about the day she got her braces off, a waiter from Tintos y Blancos came to the table to close out the check.

After picking Mayorga up at her home Barrio Lujan, the two headed out for a romantic night of mediocre food and music at Tintos y Blancos in Terramall.

Though the date seemed to be going well, Utley grew sleepy when Mayorga spoke of how much she loved dogs and the show the Big Bang Theory.

“He seemed like such nice guy at first,” Mayorga said.

“But when I started talking about how much I liked chayote and Facebook, his eyes rolled back in his head and he just sat there motionless.” Undeterred by her comatose companion, Mayorga said she talked about how to peel a mango and her road trip to San Ramon in 2010 for an additional 36 minutes before attempting to wake up Utley.

He then said: “Creo que este mae esta muerto,” and asked Mayorga for the money.