Catholic Priests don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.****************************************************************************************** Why have some cities outlawed Catholic Priests from going to the beach? ****************************************************************************************** What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a Catholic Priest convention? ****************************************************************************************** Why are Catholic Priests like nuclear weapons?

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If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a Catholic Priest, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? ****************************************************************************************** How many Catholic Priests does it take to screw in a light bulb? ****************************************************************************************** How many Catholic Priests does it take to screw in a light bulb? ****************************************************************************************** What’s wrong with Catholic Priest jokes?

Watching your Priest drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.

***************************************************************************************** How many Priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One; the Priest holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.

Five, one holds the light bulb and the other four drink until the room starts spinning.

***************************************************************************************** How many Priests does it take to screw in a light bulb? ***************************************************************************************** Where ever you find four Catholic Priests you will usually find a fifth.

***************************************************************************************** A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. The Priest says, “Hey, let’s screw him.” The Rabbi says, “Out of what?

” **************************************************************************************** What’s the difference between a Priest and a terrorist? **************************************************************************************** What do you get when you cross a Priest with a demon from hell? **************************************************************************************** What’s the difference between God and a Priest?