There wasn’t a single moment where his mustachioed visage wasn’t staring directly through the computer screen into my soul.I “want to get to know him,” so drinking is a no-no?I began to worry that drinking a Budweiser in a jumpsuit in my default photo might not net me the attention I wanted.

Between hosting his radio show and getting women to yell “penis! (Steve on women’s maternal instincts: “It is in her DNA to nurture a child.”) Harvey’s hits are all available in this great compilation, “Shit Steve Harvey Says” if you want more life lessons on man cards, homosexuality and gender roles.

” on “Family Feud,” he found time to partner with on launching Delightful, a dating site primarily catering to women “looking to find true love.” As the author of wildly successful relationship advice book “Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Committment,” who else would be better qualified as the CLO (Chief Love Officer) of a major dating site than Steve Harvey? That being said, there are plenty of people for whom 1950s beliefs on romance ring true, and who can argue with the fundamental underlying principle of finding true love?

Sure, some of his views might be considered a bit sexist (Steve on women who want to keep their last name when getting married: “If you want to keep your last name you got, marry your daddy.”), a little scientifically fuzzy (Steve on atheism: “If you don’t believe in God… So despite my cynicism, I decided to sign up and see if Delightful could work its magic.

I started off with one of the most difficult tasks in online dating: picking a profile name.

I decided that, as a journalist, I wanted to show ladies I was a big fan of wordplay and had a sense of humor.

(Sidenote: passwords on cannot include symbols, so in case any elite hackers out there want the personal information of people like me who sign up for Steve Harvey’s dating website, it’s there for the taking.)Next, Steve wanted me to tell him about myself.I have to admit, having two giant smiling photos of Steve staring at me while I tried to sum up my life in 100 words was a little unnerving, but I did my best.In case it wasn’t clear earlier, Steve really likes to make himself a part of this site.Delightful prides itself on a simplified interface, by which I mean you can only choose from a list of maybe 12 preselected hobbies, including “Religion” and “Friends and Family.” I chose Movies instead, and was prompted to rate how much I liked going to the movies.Now that I’d filled out my profile to the best of my ability, I was ready to meet my matches.There wasn’t an area to specify an age preference, but I have a pretty open mind on dating above my age group.