With that, the general stands on the stool, takes out Mr Floppy and inserts it into the camel. Having finished, he puts away his equipment, and looks proudly at the corporal.

On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. "Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life." "Is that true father?

" The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face." Middle of the Sahara Desert A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. " "I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe. " This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.

" "Er...no, sir", replies the corporal, "We normally just use the camel to ride to the nearest brothel." Elephant & Camel The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?

"Well", he says, "is that the way you men do it around here?

Camel Short Jokes Q: Why are camels called ships of the desert?

Q: Did you hear about the camel who was accused of stock fraud? Q: Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.? " "Anything father." "I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours." "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm." The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. " She consented and he fondled them for several minutes. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two." "I agree." "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me? " "Yes it is, sister." "Then why don't you stick it up that camel's ass and lets get the hell out of here." Englishman, Irishman, & Scotsman An englishman an irishman and a scotsman were in the sweltering desert walking around looking desperatly for something to eat and drink, when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared. A: Humpty Dumpty Do you like Camels cause we can go hump back at my place. When you click "Continue" you will be taken to their website, which is not owned or operated by GEICO.GEICO has no control over their privacy practices and assumes no responsibility in connection with your use of their website.